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♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love Season 2
Dad.
- Are you hiding something from me? - No.
Xiao Xi, you know the situation Mom is in.
In her imagination, there are no cellphones in this generation. Everything must go back to its original state.
I don't believe you.
It's true.
You unfortunate child. You didn't know, didn't you?
Guess what happened when I opened the door today.
They were hugging each other. They slept like that the entire night!
After I woke them up,
their faces turned red as if they were children that did something bad.
They both rolled and crawled out of bed and just ran.
I want to travel around the world with you to build the four modernizations (modernization of agriculture, industry, national defense and science, and technology).
Xiao Xi,
didn't Teacher He want you to head over to the lab today?
I don't have his class today.
Didn't he say he wanted you to assist an experiment?
What time is it now?
Why are you so hurried? It's only 9:60.
Oh, then you're fine.
Oh.
9:60? Then isn't it 10?
- Oh gosh! - What's up with her?
This is too frivolous. It doesn't show my prestige.
And this looks too serious. It's going to be hard to develop our relationship.
Teacher He!
You're here?
- What is...? - I'm training.
It's not like we're meeting for the first time. You don't have to create a pose every time. They're all the same anyway.
But every time I see you, it feels different.
Le-Let's hurry and start.
I'll be direct. From today on, you will be formally appointed as my assistant in this experiment.
Directly paying your parents doesn't seem right,
so I asked the school to place you in the work-study system. You can take this money without worries,
because you earned it with your efforts.
Thank you.
Don't be rushed to thank me.
You can learn while earning money once you sign this contract.
[He Zhi Zhou's Assistant Agreement]
"From now on, He Zhi Zhou will hire Shen Xi as his research assistant.
From the beginning until the end of the experiment, this time period, the terms of the contract will be in effect."
- You're talking about this? - The core of the contract is what you just said.
The contract is now in effect.
Let's immediately begin.
- We've already begun. - Then let's hurry and finish.
Right, I forgot to tell you what our experiment will be about.
This experiment looks simple. Is there anything you need help with?
In terms of the procedure, it isn't difficult. All we need to do is wait.
Then may I ask how long this experiment will last?
This is just an experiment proving asphalt is liquid. Someone has done this before.
It's going to take 60 years.
How long? 60 years?
He Zhi Zhou, enough!
You've already committed a serious violation to the contract.
The contract lasts for 6 months. During these 6 months, you have no right to oppose.
Six months later, we can discuss about it.
- One month. - Five months.
- One month. - Four months.
- One month. - Three months.
One month.
Deal.
I'm afraid that you won't be able to stand a week.
- Why?- Because you will fall in love with me.
Stop flattering yourself.
Why are you saying that I'm flattering myself?
No reason.
Is it because of something wrong with my hairstyle today?
- No. - Is it because you don't like my outfit?
- No. - Then is it my shoes that you don't like?
- No! - Then is it...
Are you done?
I should change my shoes.
I told you that it wasn't...!
Today's experiment discussion will end here. Are there any remaining questions?
Teacher He, we understand the experiment. It's just that there's something we don't understand.
Who exactly is that woman beside you?
She's my assistant for this experiment. She is called Shen Xi.
Only you are experimenting. I haven't done anything, so in what sense am I an assistant?
You're wrong. This isn't what you're here for.
You wish! From now on, I'm only doing things related to the experiment.
Who's laughing?! Those who are laughing are going to wipe my sweat!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Stop it!
What assistant? He's a total creep.
But there's nothing wrong in him liking me.
If we get together, will it result in some weird accident?
No, no, no! We definitely can't be together! I'll be disgusted by myself.
You can't like He Zhi Zhou. Since we haven't started in this dimension yet, let's both take our own separate paths.
Pi Tao, let me tell you a secret.
Where's my bed?
Oh, it was moved. Mr. He said you are now his special training student.
He especially asked the school so you don't have to live in the dorms.
Then where am I supposed to live?
How about you go outside and take a look? She has a bad temper. She'd rather sleep in the streets than look for me.
- You're welcome.- Thank you.
Mister, you're worrying too much. We both understand Ms. Shen Xi's bad temper.
What you're saying is...
I mean to say that based on her temper, she'll surely come back to look for you
for revenge.
He Zhi Zhou, you're dead meat!
I—
It's time for tea. How about... we have some snacks together?
I don't want to!
- I'll speak first.- I'll speak first.
- Go ahead.- Go ahead.
- Then I'll go first.- Then I'll go first.
Stop! I'll speak first.
- Where's my bed?- In my house. Upstairs. Make a left turn. In the third room.
I'm your lab assistant. Why do I have to live in your house?
- It's stated on the contract. - Where on the contract?
This is only a contractual framework.
- Ms. Shen, please look over it.- These are the contract details.
You are obviously trying to scam me. What's inside is not related to the experiment.
Miss Shen, it seems that your understanding of being an experimental assistant isn't much. The success of the expermient is only a result.
But the process of the experiment contains all aspects. For example,
my master's basic needs such as his diet and so on.
Each of these points will have a direct impact on the experiment's results.
How can there be someone who will agree to do something like this?
Me. I was the previous assistant for his experiments.
- I resign! - No, no, no..
Not possible right now. You have to at least pass the trial period.
- One month's time? - Yes.
But if your work doesn't fit standards during that period of time,
then my master has the right to extend the trail period until a successor appears.
I am calling the police. You are forcefully holding me against my will.
That won't work since I came up with this contract and there are no loopholes.
You're crazy.
I-I...
Then can I see my work routine?
Of course.
Toothpaste: You must squeeze it as it would appear in a commercial.
Exactly the same as this.
Toilet paper: No matter what time it is, it should be presented as an isosceles triangle.
Remember its proportions are 1:1:2.
Remember that for the master's bath, hot water is in the 8 o'clock direction,
and cold water is in the 5 o'clock direction. Also, the most suitable water temperature is controlled at the 6 o'clock direction.
You can find this all in the details. I'm just explaining some to you.
This is complicated.
This is only for the bathroom.
Miss Shen, this side is the study and the chess room.
And this side is where Young Master sleeps. Oh, right.
Sometimes when the master can't fall asleep, you need to stay by his side, sing the "Happy Birthday" song, and stroke his chest.
That's too disgusting! I can't do it.
If it's you, you can just lie down beside me.
Should I sing the birthday song in Chinese or English?
[NO ADMITTANCE]
What is this room for?
This is the room where Master puts his toys. Without his permission, you can never enter this room.
Toys? What kinds of toys? It sounds so perverted...
I will ask you one last question.
How long was your trial period?
My trial period hasn't ended yet, but thanks to your appearance, I can have a break.
Xiao Xi, do you want to come to that room of mine and play a little?
Hello? Who is this?
- Tang Tang, it's me!- Xiao Xi? Where were you the whole day?
I am in a very dangerous situation right now.
Where are you?
He Zhi Zhou's house. I think I'm about to be "perfectly educated".(referencing a Japanese movie in which a girl was kidnapped and educated to be the perfect sexual partner)
What's the situation?
"Fifty Shades of Grey." Have you ever seen it? It's like that situation.
- Don't be anxious. I'll come and save you.- Okay, bye-bye.
What are you doing?
Shen Xi.
Tang Tang!
Shen Xi.
Shen Xi!
[Stay tuned! There will be more scenes at the end.]
♬ Slice by slice, the night slowly forces me to retreat ♬
♬ Waiting to see me cry ♬
♬ Time becomes slower and slower, refusing to bring me to the future. The rain becomes more and more acidic ♬
♬ The road here has all corroded ♬
♬ The light grows dimmer and dimmer. Who's turned off all hope? ♬
♬ Let the world destruct ♬
♬ Let everything go to dust. Let this ridiculous day end ♬
♬ Let me be destroyed ♬
♬ Let the ashes of my pride prove who I once was ♬
♬ Let the world destruct ♬
♬ Let everything go to dust. Let this ridiculous day end ♬
♬ Let me be destroyed ♬
♬ It doesn't matter for me to be a useless person ♬
♬ That's just having everything return to the starting point ♬
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[NO ADMITTANCE]
Hello, my name is Xiao Xi. What's your name?
Hello, my name is He Zhi Zhou. It's our first time meeting. Take good care of me.
Xiao Xi, I like you.
I'm getting shy, but I already have a boyfriend.
Oh? Boyfriend? Who?
It's... Lin Yu Tang.
- Xiao Xi, you called me.- No, get lost.
Xiao Xi, do you have time tonight?
- I'm really shy.- Xiao Xi, don't be shy. Give me your hand.
- No.- Give me.
- No.- Give me!
Fine, then.
Xiao Xi, let's go.
Yes.